Statement regarding the shocking footage depicting the beheading of a Ukrainian soldier

It has come to my attention that the Russian Federation has devolved to a new low based on circulations of a shocking footage consisting of the beheading of a Ukrainian prisoner of war by Russian troops. I have therefore decided to do the following:

  • The revocation of Olympic Truce privileges against Russia in terms of cyber operations. This means that operations will still be carried out even during the Olympics.
  • As systems upgrade has by now been done, more major operations may be in order. However owing to long COVID, those will still be somewhat limited.
  • Joining forces and becoming part of NAFO (North Atlantic Fellas Organization), effective immediately.
  • Formal announcement of intention to seek a padawan under “Project Ahsoka” as a sidekick. Make no mistake it will be very slow.
  • Calling for any friends and followers who are still in Russia to leave it immediately, whatever it takes.

May the force be with you, always.

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